weddingsv make me drug and hornr
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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