I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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