Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
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he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
There r osticjed everywhere
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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