Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i dont even know how to be here
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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