possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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