we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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