sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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