I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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