Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize