You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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