Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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