sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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