i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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