Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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