WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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