but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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