and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
This house was built for laser tag.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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