i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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