I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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