Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
The power of my boobs compel you
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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