david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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