3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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