508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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