The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
