I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Randomize
