There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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