you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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