super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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