Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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