Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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