She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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