I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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