Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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