discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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