You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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