he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
50% drunk capacity currently
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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