my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You can make out without kissing
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