so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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