i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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