Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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