I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
