quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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