So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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