Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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