What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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