another moral hangover. fuck.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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