it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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