he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
nutella sex= disaster
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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