i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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