If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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