White coat. Heels.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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