I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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