you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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