what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize