Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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