You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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