Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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