p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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