I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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