Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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